{"product_id":"american-thighs-the-sweet-potato-queens-guide-to-preserving-your-assets-9780743278393","title":"American Thighs: The Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Preserving Your Assets","description":"If I can save one woman from these thighs, I will not have lived in vain, #1 \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling humorist Jill Conner Browne writes in \u003ci\u003eAmerican Thighs\u003c\/i\u003e, her handbook and memoir for the Hot and Flashy. Whether young enough to look hot or of the age to only \u003ci\u003efeel\u003c\/i\u003e that way (in flashes with buckets of sweat), every woman has given, or will give, ample thought to preserving her best assets (thighs included), so that the dread transition from cute girl to ma'am won't be quite so unsettling. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Here are stories of growing up and learning about life -- usually the hard way From disastrous haircuts and color jobs to fashion or verbal faux pas committed, from the kiss wished for but never gotten to the one that should have been skipped, these are the moments that mark each of our journeys from what we thought back then to what we now know. Since to say that Youth is wasted on the Young has got to be \u003ci\u003ethe\u003c\/i\u003e understatement of all time, it falls upon Browne, as one older and wiser, to take a Hit and Run down Memory Lane for the sake of offering Asset-Preserving Tips, with astonishing disclosures about: \u003cbr\u003e \u003cli\u003eWhy women have risked their lives just to get a little bit blonder\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eHow the muumuu has been fashionably resurrected as the patio dress\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eWhy it's important to always have a good photo of yourself on hand -- just in case\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eHow, no matter what skin you're in, to make it last a lifetime\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eWhy you can never trust anyone over eighty-five\u003c\/li\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Jill Conner Browne\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Simon \u0026amp; Schuster\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/29\/2009\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 320\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.60lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.40h x 5.50w x 0.90d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780743278393\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eBrowne, Jill Conner:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - \u003cb\u003eJill Conner Browne\u003c\/b\u003e is the \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author of six Sweet Potato Queens books. She lives and writes on all things Queenly from Jackson, Mississippi.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon \u0026 Schuster","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":40696616255603,"sku":"9.78074E+12","price":21.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/9255\/0515\/products\/img_59c742a4-ba5e-4acb-b375-ae44d8d8b07b.jpg?v=1675782099","url":"https:\/\/bookstorenmore.com\/en-de\/products\/american-thighs-the-sweet-potato-queens-guide-to-preserving-your-assets-9780743278393","provider":"Bookstore N More","version":"1.0","type":"link"}