{"product_id":"better-off-dead-the-lily-harper-series-9781483995236","title":"Better Off Dead: The Lily Harper Series","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDEATH WAS JUST THE BEGINNING OF MY PROBLEMS. \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eWhen dying was the easy part: Confessions of a reluctant soul retriever...\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSo, long story short, I died when I was hit by a truck full of chickens. Right, I literally got chick-filleted. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBut it wasn't my time to go. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSo, why did I go cluck-cluck-die? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAnswer: Bill, my guardian angel (obviously light on the 'guardian' part). \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eNow I've been offered a second chance at life, courtesy of AfterLife Enterprises. But beware the small print. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSmall print? I have to work as a soul retriever, venturing into the bowels of the Underground City (aka hell) to rescue souls that were mistakenly sent there during a Y2K computer glitch. Seriously. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eMy guidance counselor for this new adventure? None other than Bill-my incompetent, womanizing and completely useless guardian angel. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eEnter Tallis Black, a centuries old Celtic warrior, and a man who hates himself almost as much as he hates the rest of the world. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eHe's dark, dangerous, and definitely hiding something. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eI'm not sure why Tallis is offering to help lead me through the Underground City, but I either accept his offer or risk dying... again. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBetween dealing with Bill, learning to wield a sword, navigating the nine circles of hell, and trying to figure out what's really in it for Tallis, I'm pretty sure I would've just been better off dead. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThis series is for you if you love books with: \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFated Mates\/ Destined Lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAlphaholes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eForbidden Romance\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEnemies to Lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eForced Proximity\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDamaged Heroes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFound Family\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e H. P. Mallory\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/13\/2013\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 270\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.59lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.57d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781483995236\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThis title is not returnable\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Createspace Independent Publishing Platform","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":45312169869427,"sku":"9781483995236","price":16.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/9255\/0515\/files\/img_d0886030-0f9d-48cf-b22b-02619a9088f6.jpg?v=1785933960","url":"https:\/\/bookstorenmore.com\/en-de\/products\/better-off-dead-the-lily-harper-series-9781483995236","provider":"Bookstore N More","version":"1.0","type":"link"}