{"product_id":"bill-the-vampire-9781940415321","title":"Bill The Vampire","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eThere Are Reasons We Fear The Night. He's Not One Of Them.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBill Ryder was a dateless dork, but then he met a girl to die for - so he did. Too bad his death is about to make his life a hell of a lot more interesting.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow he's a vampire, surrounded by creatures stronger, deadlier, and much cooler than he is. They're giving him just ninety days to prove he has what it takes to be an apex predator of the night, assuming he doesn't give them a reason to dust his ass sooner.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBill isn't exactly average, though. A vamp like him hasn't been seen in centuries. He's got a few tricks up his sleeve, unexpected allies, and an attitude that makes him too obnoxious to quit. Good thing, too, because he'll need all the help he can get if he wants to keep from dying - \u003cem\u003eagain\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJoin him in this hilarious tale of bloodthirsty monsters, gory mayhem, and an unlikely hero who, fangs or not, is still at the bottom of the food chain.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Rick Gualtieri\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Freewill Press LLC\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/15\/2020\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 346\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.68lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.86d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781940415321\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eGualtieri, Rick:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - \"Rick Gualtieri loves adventure, snarky dialogue, and mayhem. So it's only natural that his bestselling Tome of Bill series kicks the mired status quo of vampire fiction straight in the teeth with its mix of supernatural chaos and geeky humor. It's time to make fantasy fun again. Rick lives alone in a dark, evil place called New Jersey with only his wife, three kids, and countless pets to both keep him company and constantly plot against him. When he's not busy monkey-clicking words, he can typically be found jealously guarding his collection of vintage Transformers from all who would seek to defile them - Defilers Beware!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThis title is not returnable\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Freewill Press LLC","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":40722491998323,"sku":"9.78E+12","price":18.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/9255\/0515\/products\/img_34485c0d-58c2-44d3-875e-71714d8d0a3f.jpg?v=1677161331","url":"https:\/\/bookstorenmore.com\/en-de\/products\/bill-the-vampire-9781940415321","provider":"Bookstore N More","version":"1.0","type":"link"}