{"product_id":"chicaspotting-a-field-guide-to-latinas-of-the-united-states-9780986332661","title":"Chicaspotting: A Field Guide to Latinas of the United States","description":"\u003cp\u003eHow can you find and identify the right Latina to date, love or marry when the United States includes such an increasingly wide and confusing diversity of them? Three-time #1 bestselling author Joe Bovino's latest #1 bestseller, \u003cem\u003eChicaspotting: A Field Guide to Latinas of the United States\u003c\/em\u003e, combines the accuracy and precision of a bird guide with beautiful illustrations, outlandish observational humor, and keen cultural insights on every page. It's the ultimate \"chicaspotting\" companion.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eWith its user-friendly trait charts, promiscuity ratings, range maps, and detailed descriptions of distinctive physical characteristics, behavioral tendencies, chica magnets, mating habits, and more, this incredibly well-researched guide is all you need to successfully locate, identify, and date Latinas from 14 distinct American subcultures (or \"species\"), including the following: \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003eSYMMETRICAL FORCE (Colombian American): \u003cem\u003eButt size varies, but breast implants are practically a rite of passage and she likes 'em BIG.\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eTRIFECTA (Venezuelan American): \u003cem\u003eRoutinely causes an erection lasting more than 4 hours, but neediness, jealousy, and controlling behavior - a real \"trifecta\" of drama - occasionally spoil the mood.\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eTACO BELLE (Mexican American): \u003cem\u003eWarm and cuddly as a teddy bear but (somewhat) shy around strangers, especially gringos\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eBUMBSHELL (Brazilian American): \u003cem\u003eAsk this happy-go-lucky chica about her best feature and chances are she'll turn around and show you her big, cheeky bum bum.\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eTRANSFORMER (Cuban American): \u003cem\u003eIf her breasts are large enough to match her hips and butt, she can be a Latin Jessica Rabbit, but too much Cuban food or too many kids and she'll transform into Rosie O'Donnell right before your eyes.\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eAnd Nine More \u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003eIf you're easily offended, this book isn't for you. But, if you like to laugh, this \"funny because it's true\" guide will give you hours of entertainment and serve as a handy visual reference tool.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eThe sooner you get your copy of the first field guide to Latinas of the United States, the sooner you can become a chicaspotting expert, play the American field like a pro, and make more informed decisions about the right chica for you.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003ePlay the Field. Choose Wisely.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eGet the Guide.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Joe Bovino\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Book Counselor LLC\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/18\/2016\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 86\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.38lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.22d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780986332661\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eBovino, Joe:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - Joe Bovino is an attorney and multiple #1 bestselling author of Field Guide to Chicks of the United States (09\/2012), Why Latinas Get the Guy (04\/2015), and Chicaspotting: A Field Guide to Latinas of the United States (11\/2015). Connect with Joe at http: \/\/www.JoeBovino.com.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Book Counselor LLC","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":40498452988019,"sku":"9.78E+12","price":19.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/9255\/0515\/products\/img_3e8eb77a-9e1e-4c5f-b23d-d25b489c1b2e.jpg?v=1665148916","url":"https:\/\/bookstorenmore.com\/en-de\/products\/chicaspotting-a-field-guide-to-latinas-of-the-united-states-9780986332661","provider":"Bookstore N More","version":"1.0","type":"link"}