{"product_id":"dating-makes-you-want-to-die-but-you-have-to-do-it-anyway-9780061456503","title":"Dating Makes You Want to Die: (But You Have to Do It Anyway)","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou have two choices: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBe attacked by a wolverine or go on a date \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you're smart, you chose wolverine. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf not--well, wait, are you sure you don't want the wolverine?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHappily ever after isn't so easy anymore. It's all speed dating, matchmaking terror, and visits to your therapist. Whether it's the mortification, frustration, or just plain exhaustion that's got you ready to give up on love, this book is here to help. After all, there are only two ways out of the dating scene. One involves giving up all your possessions and taking a vow of chastity. The other involves finding a permanent (or semi-permanent, anyway) partner. This book will help you get through the latter. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom the bar scenes and the first sexual encounter to deciding whether to move in together, \u003cem\u003eDating Makes You Want to Die\u003c\/em\u003e walks you through every stage of the dating process--and, like a Belarusian arms dealer, provides the heavy artillery you'll need to destroy the potential problems lurking in each one. Each chapter discusses the problems that can arise when dating, offers a remedy, and includes hilarious sidebars and quizzes to further help you prepare for the jungle out there. Some sanity-keeping tips include: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eHow to make a first impression that is more good than totally crazy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eHow to not panic the moment you realize you're actually in an honest-to-God relationship.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eHelpful, foolproof breakup lines for total damage control.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eIntelligent, snarky, and entertaining, \u003cem\u003eDating Makes You Want to Die\u003c\/em\u003e may make you actually want to live through a relationship.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Daniel Holloway, Dorothy Robinson\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e William Morrow \u0026amp; Company\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 09\/02\/2008\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 224\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.62lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.88h x 6.70w x 0.59d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780061456503\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eReview Citation(s): \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003ePublishers Weekly\u003c\/i\u003e 07\/07\/2008 pg. 51\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eLibrary Journal\u003c\/i\u003e 09\/15\/2008 pg. 71\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eHolloway, Daniel:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDaniel Holloway is a staff writer for \u003cem\u003eUs Weekly\u003c\/em\u003e and chief film critic for \u003cem\u003eMetro\u003c\/em\u003e newspapers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eRobinson, Dorothy:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - \u003cp\u003eDorothy Robinson is an internationally published writer and columnist for \u003cem\u003eMetro\u003c\/em\u003e newspapers. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"William Morrow \u0026 Company","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":39921847107699,"sku":"9.78E+12","price":15.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/9255\/0515\/products\/img_1077c544-d3e8-4109-9c07-f4868c3465c0.jpg?v=1647352342","url":"https:\/\/bookstorenmore.com\/en-de\/products\/dating-makes-you-want-to-die-but-you-have-to-do-it-anyway-9780061456503","provider":"Bookstore N More","version":"1.0","type":"link"}