{"product_id":"fifty-shades-of-chicken-a-parody-in-a-cookbook-9780385345224","title":"Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook","description":"\u003ci\u003eDripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell Wings, Mustard-Spanked Chicken, and more, more, more \u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eFifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on. \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"I want you to see this. Then you'll know everything. It's a cookbook,\" he says and opens to some recipes, with color photos. \"I want to prepare you, very much.\" This isn't just about getting me hot till my juices run clear, and then a little rest. There's pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing. Fifty preparations. He promises we'll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling . . . \u003c\/i\u003eHoly crap\u003ci\u003e.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003ci\u003e\"I will control everything that happens here,\" he says. \"You can leave anytime, but as long as you stay, you're my ingredient.\" I'll be transformed from a raw, organic bird into something--what? Something \u003c\/i\u003edelicious\u003ci\u003e. \u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSo begins the adventures of Miss Chicken, a young free-range, from raw innocence to golden brown ecstasy, in this spoof-in-a-cookbook that simmers in the afterglow of E.L. James's sensational \u003ci\u003eFifty Shades of Grey \u003c\/i\u003etrilogy\u003ci\u003e. \u003c\/i\u003eLike Anastasia Steele, Miss Chicken finds herself at the mercy of a dominating man, in this case, a wealthy, sexy, and very hungry chef. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAnd before long, from unbearably slow drizzling to trussing, Miss Chicken discovers the sheer thrill of becoming the main course. A parody in three acts--\"The Novice Bird\" (easy recipes for roasters), \"Falling to Pieces\" (parts perfect for weeknight meals), and \"Advanced Techniques\" (the climax of cooking)--\u003ci\u003eFifty Shades of Chicken\u003c\/i\u003e is a cookbook of fifty irresistible, repertoire-boosting chicken dishes that will leave you hungry for more. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWith memorable tips and revealing photographs, \u003ci\u003eFifty Shades of Chicken\u003c\/i\u003e will have you dominating dinner.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e F. L. Fowler\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Clarkson Potter Publishers\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 11\/13\/2012\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 160\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.35lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.10h x 7.20w x 0.60d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780385345224\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA former 4H executive, F L FOWLER finally plucked up the courage to peck out a cookbook. Originating from a distinguished bloodline of media chickens, F L enjoys life in the country but occasionally flies the coop.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Clarkson Potter Publishers","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":39822621147251,"sku":"9780385345224","price":19.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/9255\/0515\/products\/img_88e5e3fe-a603-4638-a187-ed0e5af6609f.jpg?v=1644525609","url":"https:\/\/bookstorenmore.com\/en-de\/products\/fifty-shades-of-chicken-a-parody-in-a-cookbook-9780385345224","provider":"Bookstore N More","version":"1.0","type":"link"}