{"product_id":"never-spank-a-porcupine-9781500856120","title":"Never Spank a Porcupine","description":"\"There's a lot to be said for dairy farming, I keep telling myself. Actually, dairying wouldn't be bad at all if it weren't for cows. Now, no one should infer from this that I don't like cows. I do. I really do, especially with onions, mushrooms, and gravy.\" So begins this collection of hilarious memoirs from Phyllis Tenney Mudgett, who once sent a letter to the governor of Vermont, offering her body to be stuffed, mounted, and displayed beside \"The Last Vermont Panther\" in the Vermont History Museum, as a specimen of a rapidly disappearing species: a native born Vermont farmwife. She grew up on a tiny farm in the hills of Vermont surrounded with brothers, male cousins, and rowdy neighbor boys. She held her own. This book covers a part of her eventful life. As she explains, \"I don't get up in the morning thinking, 'What outrageous thing can I do today?' Things happen and I cope. Honest.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Phyllis Tenney Mudgett\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 08\/20\/2014\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 152\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.36lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.99h x 5.24w x 0.33d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781500856120\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePhyllis Tenney Mudgett has spent eight decades using her wry wit and ready tongue and pen to create memories worth sharing with the rest of us. A lifetime of experiencing life to its fullest and always discovering a new adventure now finds her in the midst of yet another one in the wilds of Florida, where she lives with her husband, Merl.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThis title is not returnable\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Createspace Independent Publishing Platform","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":67020055838835,"sku":"9781500856120","price":12.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/9255\/0515\/files\/img_566006b6-ceb1-474f-9b2f-362e81465c48.jpg?v=1793103385","url":"https:\/\/bookstorenmore.com\/en-de\/products\/never-spank-a-porcupine-9781500856120","provider":"Bookstore N More","version":"1.0","type":"link"}