{"product_id":"paige-turner-miss-selanius-9781503097995","title":"Paige Turner: \u0026 Miss Selanius","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhat if you had the misfortune of being named Phil Lander? How many times would you have to explain that you don't cheat on your wife? What about Dee Manding? Does she always have to convince people she's really laid back? And Adam Shame? He will never live up to his potential.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRobert Yerkes's hilarious new book, Paige Turner, combines common names, personality traits, and some wildly creative puns in a silly, clever look at everyday people and situations. No funny part of life is neglected: disagreeable personality traits, physical conditions and looks, workplace dynamics, marriages and relationships, jealousy and sympathy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAfter Yerkes wows you with his mastery of the underappreciated comedic genius that is the pun, he'll keep you giggling with a collection of original jokes, one-liners, and anecdotes. This simple, lighthearted read is the perfect distraction from what you really should be doing, although Yerkes himself cannot think of a better use of your time. It's fabulous bathroom entertainment, and it will soon grace the backs of toilets nationwide. Yerkes hopes you'll enjoy wasting some time with this aptly named page-turner, \u003ci\u003ePaige Turner\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e John Mazzei,Robert Francis Yerkes\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/14\/2014\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 72\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.24lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.15d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781503097995\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRobert Yerkes has been a teacher for twenty-five years. He's a dedicated husband and son who values lifelong friendships. His first book, \u003ci\u003ePaige Turner\u003c\/i\u003e, is a humorous look at life's everyday silliness and how it manifests in both people and scenarios.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThis title is not returnable\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Createspace Independent Publishing Platform","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":67170856927347,"sku":"9781503097995","price":14.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/9255\/0515\/files\/img_7bb2686f-591b-457f-bb32-6f8ff01a7a07.jpg?v=1794417731","url":"https:\/\/bookstorenmore.com\/en-de\/products\/paige-turner-miss-selanius-9781503097995","provider":"Bookstore N More","version":"1.0","type":"link"}