{"product_id":"tales-on-the-toilet-9781092134194","title":"Tales on the Toilet","description":"**When you have your next BIG IDEA on the TOILET, you have a journal for the occasion **\u003cb\u003e ATTENTION TOILET THINKERS: \u003c\/b\u003eIf you write your best tales on the toilet, this journal is for you. \u003cb\u003e When you buy this journal, here's just a small taste of what you'll get: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA place to write down great ideas\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSomething to do when you have limited mobility\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA gift that is just as useful as it is hilarious\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA gift for anyone who enjoys poop or fart jokes... so everyone\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBetter than magazine reading material for guests\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e25 Pages for Drawings or Comic Designing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e25 Pages for large creations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e50 Pages specifically designed for drawing AND journaling\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnd much, much more...\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cb\u003e BUT CREATIVE STINKERS BEWARE  \u003c\/b\u003eThose who are not able to remove the stick from their pooper should not buy this journal. I repeat, this journal is not for the faint of heart. It is a themed journal that is sure to spark inspiration in the most unexpected places. \u003cb\u003e SYNOPSIS: \u003c\/b\u003eTales on the Toilet is a Journal that you can take as seriously or not as you wish.The first 50 pages are for writers: You're an excellent writer and you know it. NOW if you could only find a place to get a little peace and quiet  What better way to get some alone time than when you're on your porcelain throne?  Maybe you're not an excellent writer but dammit you've got some clever ideas. AND they only come to you on the pot. These pages are for you, my friend.The next 25 pages are for visual learners. You get different shapes and sizes for drawing. You can even make your own comic strip The last 25 pages are blank for the ones who color outside the lines. They don't need DESKS or SPIRAL NOTEBOOKS to write down ideas  All they need is a toilet and a journal that references how clever they are in the bathroom This is a SMALL 6 x 9-inch 100-page journal (100 pages) that easily fits on the back of the toilet tank. Not enough pages? Get one for everyone  Share your tales Whether you're just chilling on the pot for a quick second, hiding from your children, sneaking things you shouldn't, or in it for the long haul dump, this journal is packed with pages that give you the opportunity to express your most creative self - or just doodle. When you buy this journal, you won't be able to put it down - except to wipe. \u003cb\u003e But don't take our word for it. Scroll up and BUY YOUR COPY TODAY  \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Seymore Butts\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/30\/2019\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 102\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.35lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.24d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781092134194\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThis title is not returnable\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Independently Published","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":42974997807219,"sku":"9.78109E+12","price":8.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/9255\/0515\/files\/img_64baa730-c14a-4eb3-869c-e44f27d47266.jpg?v=1744198924","url":"https:\/\/bookstorenmore.com\/en-de\/products\/tales-on-the-toilet-9781092134194","provider":"Bookstore N More","version":"1.0","type":"link"}