{"product_id":"the-condiment-chronicles-please-pass-the-ketchup-9780692735176","title":"The Condiment Chronicles ... Please Pass the Ketchup","description":"\u003cp\u003eCan you imagine a meal without condiments? Never \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eNo Ketchup on your hamburger and fries? No way \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eHow about condiments walking off the counter? WHAAAAT \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eWell, it's happening at The Diner and there's not a condiment in sight. Tripp, his dad, his sister, and all the patrons are in disbelief. Condiment complaints of misuse, prejudice, bullying and more are scrawled on paper napkins spread across the counter.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eMayo asks, \"Why do they hate me?\"\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eWith a tear in his eye Relish sadly proclaims, \"People say I'm too sweet and ignore me ... or just scrape me off.\"\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eCan Management and the condiments work out their issues? If not, it will be a sad day and a dining disaster for all \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eS.H.Wood, first time children's author, and Nic Gregory, talented Australian illustrator and animator, carry you through The Diner showcasing the humorous and at times emotionally charged personalities of each \"famous\" featured condiment. Adults and children of all ages will smile and laugh as they recognize their favorite condiments come to life. From that moment on the sight of any of these condiments will undoubtedly evoke new feelings: perhaps a touch of empathy for relish? If you like The Day the Crayons Quit you may just become a fan of The Condiment Chronicles ... Please Pass the Ketchup.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eThe back story, titled \"The Condiment Chronicles ... The Family Portrait\", reveals historical facts\/speculations of when, where, and how each condiment arrived on our counter, our kitchen table, and in our fridge. Who would have thought condiments could stir up images of family, diversity, tolerance, competition, and individuality all resulting from an ever growing insatiable love for a variety of tastes. A 56 page book designed to delight, entertain, and educate  Without spelling it out the book shares a human emotional experience of belonging and allows people of all ages to connect with this message.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eCondiments and Condimentours, be on alert  Creativity is on the rise. There is always room for one more hot, spicy, sweet, or savory condiment.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eExperimentation is all part of self expression and being an individual. Don't hold back. Go ahead and spread that peanut butter and jelly on your hamburger ... as a condimentour that's your choice. Remember, variety is the spice (or in this case the condiment) of life.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eCheers \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e S. H. Wood\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e S.H. Wood\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 08\/01\/2016\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 58\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.83lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 8.50w x 0.31d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780692735176\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eWood, S. H.:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - S.H. Wood is an entrepreneur, inventor, and first time children's book writer. She lives in Northern California with her husband Chris and little dog Lilli. She has two wonderful daughters, Meghan and Liza, who are her biggest supporters. At present she is working on developing a short animation of The Condiment Chronicles ... Please Pass the Ketchup for release in Spring of 2017. Contact at: shwoodtheauthor@gmail.com shwoodtheauthor.com S.H. Wood Author (Facebook)\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eGregory, Nic:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - Nic Gregory, is an Australian born artist now living in Los Angeles. With a love of animation and art, Nic has travelled across the globe to achieve his artistic dreams. Lifelong creative passions have allowed him to illustrate books, exhibit his original pastels and work in the LA animation industry. With his wife Amy by his side, Nic has made a successful move to America and looks to continue his drive to produce appealing art that inspires books, animation and games. You can follow Nic's journey in the art world or contact him at www.nicgregory.com\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThis title is not returnable\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"S.H. 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