{"product_id":"this-is-not-a-poetry-book-9798866922376","title":"This Is Not a Poetry Book","description":"From \u003cb\u003ebest-selling award-winning author Joseph VanBuren\u003c\/b\u003e comes a work of true humility. Putting all his God-given talents aside, JVB is proud to present \u003ci\u003eThis Is Not a Poetry Book\u003c\/i\u003e, a straightforward example of what happens when a writer ignores all subtext and creates literal prose for the dumbed-down masses in the name of pure profit. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWithin these pages, you will find the mindless drivel you are looking for. There is nothing challenging in this book, no spiritual truths, no thought-provoking or emotion-inducing ideas whatsoever. You are perfectly safe to read this book without being hassled by annoying things like imagery, metaphors, or meaningful meter. Rest easy-there is no danger of independent thought here. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe only way you can tell this book isn't written by artificial intelligence is that even AI would stumble upon some slight insight into the human condition after 70+ pages... \u003ci\u003eThis Is Not a Poetry Book\u003c\/i\u003e is the book the world's been waiting for: a collection of pointless words you can easily digest and write a negative review of because your opinion matters.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Joseph Vanburen\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 11\/24\/2023\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 72\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.26lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.17d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798866922376\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThis title is not returnable\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Independently Published","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43156905066611,"sku":"9.79887E+12","price":12.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/9255\/0515\/files\/img_fcd1b331-bd07-44ea-9c47-e9811c9ba326.jpg?v=1750940153","url":"https:\/\/bookstorenmore.com\/en-de\/products\/this-is-not-a-poetry-book-9798866922376","provider":"Bookstore N More","version":"1.0","type":"link"}