{"product_id":"a-cup-of-tea-at-the-mouth-of-hell-or-an-account-of-catastrophe-by-stoudemire-mccloud-demon-9781736784853","title":"A Cup of Tea at the Mouth of Hell (Or, an Account of Catastrophe by Stoudemire McCloud, Demon)","description":"BRIEFLY, A WORD ABOUT ORDER\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOrder is the focal point around which existence revolves. Without order there is only chaos. And in the halls of Damnation (pronounced Dam-NAWT-ion, thank you kindly) the first sign of impending chaos is a cup of tea made without the water having first been well and properly boiled in a kettle.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWhy is this relevant, O nameless narrator?\u003c\/em\u003e you ask. \u003cem\u003eWho cares about the preparatory order of tea in the fires of Hell?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLucifer, dear reader. After all, how does one expect to properly greet the newcomers to Hell without having first had a hot cup of tea to bulwark the cold?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBehold The Morning Star, frantic on the annual Morning of Souls, the arrival of Damnation's newest recruits.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSomeone has misplaced the kettle.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Luke Tarzian\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Luketarzian.com\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 08\/27\/2022\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 106\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.22lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.48h x 4.72w x 0.25d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781736784853\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThis title is not returnable\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luketarzian.com","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43245267648627,"sku":"9.78174E+12","price":19.6,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/9255\/0515\/files\/img_04548664-8b02-49f3-9fff-c083f21e9399.jpg?v=1754396838","url":"https:\/\/bookstorenmore.com\/products\/a-cup-of-tea-at-the-mouth-of-hell-or-an-account-of-catastrophe-by-stoudemire-mccloud-demon-9781736784853","provider":"Bookstore N More","version":"1.0","type":"link"}