{"product_id":"a-fodder-darkly-disgustingly-unappealing-descriptions-of-everyday-food-items-9781088113547","title":"A Fodder darkly: Disgustingly Unappealing Descriptions of Everyday Food Items.","description":"\u003cp\u003eA collection of sarcastic and vial food descriptions with beautiful images lovingly hand-crafted for vegetarians and vegans to show all their meat-eating friends how food is really made. Sometimes the truth is all someone needs to make the right decision.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"A Fodder Darkly\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOnce upon a midnight eerie, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhile we pondered, weak and teary, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOver the thought, of all things dreadful, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOur stomachs churned, unsuccessful.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA thought that tasted, some rotten fare, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe stench was so thick, it filled the air, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith the green scent, of a carcass old, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll would be bleak, and no one so bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLactate and bovine, blended and stirred, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIntestines of cow babies, quite absurd, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFermented and moldy, a fodder taboo, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat have we done, oh why is this true?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe scent was putrid, the taste was vile, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOur tongue recoiled, our stomach in trial, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOh, why concoct such a dreadful affair?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWho would imbibe, 'twas too much to bear.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUpon efforts to consume the fetid brew, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOur stomach protested, so fastly it grew, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe gagged at the stench and felt quite pale, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTo go any further, would be the end of our tale.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDespite the descriptions, of food bestow, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen described in accuracy, all would know.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMuch of our delights are ever so starkly, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen viewed from the lens, a fodder darkly.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Unicorn Trainwreck\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Unicorn Trainwreck\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/05\/2023\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 78\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.79lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 10.00h x 7.00w x 0.25d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781088113547\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unicorn Trainwreck","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":43199856509043,"sku":"9.78109E+12","price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/9255\/0515\/files\/img_df8febbd-e98e-4fdb-8bbd-bcdd4b84d736.jpg?v=1752753523","url":"https:\/\/bookstorenmore.com\/products\/a-fodder-darkly-disgustingly-unappealing-descriptions-of-everyday-food-items-9781088113547","provider":"Bookstore N More","version":"1.0","type":"link"}