{"product_id":"bride-of-the-fat-white-vampire-9780345464088","title":"Bride of the Fat White Vampire","description":"After morphing into 187 very large white rats in the name of self-preservation, Jules Duchon is back to his portly self, a member of that secret class of New Orleans citizens known as the undead. Though he would like nothing better than to spend his nights raising hell and biting flesh in his beloved French Quarter, duty calls when an exclusive club of blue blood vampires demands that the 450-pound cabbie find out who is attacking its young and beautiful members. Adding insult to injury, he has to enlist the help of a former foe: a black vampire named Preston. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWhat's a vampire to do? Without the love of a woman to ease his pain, Jules isn't convinced that his undead life is worth living. He doesn't desire Doodlebug (she may be a woman now but Jules knew her back when she was just a boy) any more than he longs for Daphne, a rat catcher who nourishes a crush the size of Jules. No, only Maureen will do. Once a beautiful stripper with nothing but curve after curve to her bodacious body, now she is mere dust in a jar. But Jules will move heaven and earth to get her back . . . even if it means pulling her back from the dead.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Andrew Fox\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Ballantine Books\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 08\/03\/2004\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 448\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.81lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.26h x 5.52w x 0.98d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780345464088\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eReview Citation(s): \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eKirkus Reviews\u003c\/i\u003e 07\/01\/2004 pg. 594\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003ePW Notes and Reprints\u003c\/i\u003e 07\/12\/2004 pg. 49\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eLibrary Journal\u003c\/i\u003e 07\/01\/2004 pg. 69\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eBooklist\u003c\/i\u003e 08\/01\/2004 pg. 1912\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eRomantic Times\u003c\/i\u003e 09\/01\/2004 pg. 30 - Very Good\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003ePublishers Weekly\u003c\/i\u003e 07\/12\/2004\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAndrew Jay Fox\u003c\/b\u003e is the author of \u003ci\u003eFat White Vampire Blues \u003c\/i\u003eand\u003ci\u003e Bride of the Fat White Vampire\u003c\/i\u003e. He was born in 1964 and grew up in North Miami Beach, Florida. The first movie he remembers seeing is Japanese monster fest \u003ci\u003eDestroy All Monsters, \u003c\/i\u003eviewed from the backseat of his stepdad's Caprice convertible. Early passions included Universal horror movies, 1950s giant monster flicks, WWII navy dramas, \u003ci\u003ePlanet of the Apes, \u003c\/i\u003eand horror comics, particularly Marv Wolfman's and Gene Colan's \"Tomb of Dracula.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ballantine Books","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43637767667827,"sku":"9.78035E+12","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/9255\/0515\/files\/img_41121b02-9e31-4166-abda-1314a2bc33b4.jpg?v=1755602136","url":"https:\/\/bookstorenmore.com\/products\/bride-of-the-fat-white-vampire-9780345464088","provider":"Bookstore N More","version":"1.0","type":"link"}