{"product_id":"confessions-of-a-serial-masturbator-9780615568072","title":"Confessions of a Serial Masturbator","description":"Self-pleasure is the catalyst for a much needed life change, in this quirky, humorous and inspirational story about a woman's journey of self-discovery. This is the tale of how mild mannered, utterly lonely, socially inept, and thoroughly bored, bookkeeper, Breezy Deigh, transforms her stiff and stifled, lackluster existence, to become a bonafide masturbation cult hero. Breezy Deigh, has the same frustrations many share: an unfulfilling job, a humdrum social life, and a non-existent love life. All tepidly spinning in a maddening cycle of work, sleep, bouts of TV dependency and strawberry cheesecake. She also has another frustration that many women share - she's never truly had an orgasm. But Breezy's life is headed full speed for change; a budding friendship with co-workers Cinderella and Gia, leads to a chance rendezvous with \"Pumpkin Eater Peter,\" the man who would bring her to her first heart stopping, and completely addictive orgasm. Her crave to climax instigates an evening of frustration, a trip to a toy store, and an encounter with a dildo fairy, that jump starts her obsession with masturbation. Big girl toys in tow, Breezy begins a fun, naughty, and sometimes scary, journey of sexual, and mental self-exploration, that has the potential to either ruin, or save her life. Along the way, she falls out with a family member, has an affair-of sorts-with her neighbor, opens up to the possibilities of love, is caught in the act, and falls victim to a scandalous masturbation misunderstanding, that will forever alter her life, and catapult her from a super average nine to fiver, to the most infamous masturbator the world has ever seen-whether she likes it or not.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e K. L. Heath,Kitty K. Free\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Kawana L. Heath\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/17\/2012\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 350\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.98lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.51w x 0.78d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780615568072\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eKitty K. Free is a writer from the South Bronx. \"Confessions of a Serial Masturbator\" is her first published novel.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThis title is not returnable\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kawana L. Heath","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44911761031283,"sku":"9780615568072","price":18.38,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/9255\/0515\/files\/img_73901dd0-f229-4a2a-85ba-45bd6d9f828f.jpg?v=1777568300","url":"https:\/\/bookstorenmore.com\/products\/confessions-of-a-serial-masturbator-9780615568072","provider":"Bookstore N More","version":"1.0","type":"link"}