{"product_id":"confessions-of-a-wayward-catholic-9781491824276","title":"Confessions of a Wayward Catholic","description":"\u003cp\u003eConfessions of a Wayward Catholic is a hilarious yet insightful account of Frank Scoblete's years from kindergarten through grandparenthood as a confused, wayward, seemingly ever-sinning Catholic. Join Frank for a possibly hell-bound ride as he attempts to understand what God and religion are all about. Will Frank reach the pearly gates or be banished to eternal damnation?\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\"I love my husband but there is stuff in this book that is disgraceful and should never have been written!\" - Alene Scoblete, wife\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\"Francis Scoblete has been a major sinner ever since he came to elementary school. I watched him closely at the dances.\" - Sister Jerome Blake, in charge of making sure girls and boys slow danced a foot apart.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\"I don't know why Jewish kids went to a Catholic school but I'm proud they did well in religion.\" - Chief Rabbi Sol Bernstein\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\"I believe that you should love your neighbor as yourself. Luckily, Frank lives in another town and is not my neighbor.\" - Jesus Christ\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\"Scoblete says I have no sense of humor. I will afflict him with boils and sores over his whole body, just like I did Job.\" - God\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\"Frank Scoblete has been wayward for over six decades. He's my main man!\" - Satan\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Frank Scoblete\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Authorhouse\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 11\/26\/2013\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 216\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.08lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.63d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781491824276\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThis title is not returnable\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Authorhouse","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":45379220963443,"sku":"9781491824276","price":44.89,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/9255\/0515\/files\/img_df0440d7-f693-4aff-bcb4-2ce4fdde424c.jpg?v=1787239431","url":"https:\/\/bookstorenmore.com\/products\/confessions-of-a-wayward-catholic-9781491824276","provider":"Bookstore N More","version":"1.0","type":"link"}