{"product_id":"dogku-catku-and-whathaveu-snappy-little-sayings-about-and-by-animals-9781468043211","title":"DogKu, CatKu and WhatHaveU: Snappy Little Sayings About and by Animals","description":"2nd edition. Snappy little humorous snippets about and by animals. Okay...to be honest...more than a few frustrated observations by the writer who doesn't know why pets do what they do. Yes, indeed, there is a pile of parental advice to these dogs and cats--which the creatures completely ignore. Then, of course, the cats and dogs must butt in with their own opinions, also spoken in haiku style. All delightfully decorated with animal art by Roxanna Groves. This version has black \u0026amp; white illustrations.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Michelle Shy\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/09\/2011\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 64\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.17lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.99h x 5.00w x 0.15d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781468043211\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI am a comedian, performance artist and writer because a career counselor once told me I would never be able to hang onto a straight job. Waaaaay too many pets live with me. I have 10 cats, 4 dogs, 4 birds, 1 fish, 1 rabbit and 2 lizards. Some of these pets are already dead; they reside in Tupperware in the back closet. The remainder reside right in the middle of my bed. Tomorrow I hope to get 2 more dogs. If you meet me in person, you will think, \"Hmm...gorgeous. Nuts. And a pain in the butt.\" I'm the writer of: Snark Humor Poetry Comedy ...and...Snark Background: I've been fired from 79 jobs. The stories I've lived in these weird and wonderful jobs--machinist, actor, filmmaker, software engineer, acting coach, executive management consultant, film festival director, envelope stuffer, chicken plucker, stripper, pothole counter, necktie folder, reporter, cookie packer, tool \u0026amp; die maker, life coach, comedy traffic school instructor--found themselves expressed in nasty poems and sad comedy routines with elements of insanity.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThis title is not returnable\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Createspace Independent Publishing Platform","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":45092452335731,"sku":"9781468043211","price":9.89,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/9255\/0515\/files\/img_4776e4ea-8305-4cc8-a6b9-6af8c49af480.jpg?v=1781200801","url":"https:\/\/bookstorenmore.com\/products\/dogku-catku-and-whathaveu-snappy-little-sayings-about-and-by-animals-9781468043211","provider":"Bookstore N More","version":"1.0","type":"link"}