{"product_id":"duck-duck-wally-9781416537878","title":"Duck Duck Wally","description":"\u003ci\u003eGET SHORTY\u003c\/i\u003e MEETS \u003ci\u003eTHE BIG LEBOWSKI\u003c\/i\u003e IN THIS ROLLICKING MODERN COMEDY BY A CLEVER AND HILARIOUS NEWCOMER. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Meet Wally Moscowitz. His day job is top secret. As ghostwriter for Oral B, the most famous gangsta rapper in the world, Wally is the real mastermind behind Godz-Illa Records' best-selling artist, and the best-kept secret in the Industry. But if word gets out about Wally's true profession, Godz-Illa's kajillion-dollar rap empire will be sunk, and Wally will be dead meat. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e When Wally comes home one particularly bizarre afternoon to find a ransom note and his best friend and dog, Dr. Barry Schwartzman, missing, Wally goes to great lengths to stop the dognappers while keeping the big secret under wraps. He must, if he wants to walk away with his job, not to mention his life, intact. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e The hunt for Dr. Schwartzman and the blackmailing thug who is trying to reveal hip-hop's biggest conspiracy becomes a wild-goose chase in which everyone becomes a suspect: Sue Schadenfreude, Wally's girlfriend, who makes a pretty penny massaging Barbra Streisand's papillon, Yenta; Pardeep Vishvatma, Wally's neighbor, who keeps a watchful eye on all the suspicious characters lurking about the hood; Jerry Silver, Wally's slick-rick, self-styled superagent; Abraham \"Dandy\" Lyons, Wally's boss and Godz-Illa's CEO-badass with Suge Knight's street cred and Tony Soprano's \"friends\"; Jem, the fiery, achingly familiar vixen who steals Wally's heart; Yo Yo Pa and Teddy Bizzle, Oral B's entourage; and the mysterious mob crew: Five-two Lou, Six-seven Kevin, and Balsamic Vinny, who show up when Wally needs them most. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ci\u003eDuck Duck Wally\u003c\/i\u003e is a hilarious romp through the absurdities of Los Angeles, the bombastic details of hip-hop culture, and a day in the life of what was supposed to be the painfully ordinary existence of Wally Moscowitz.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Gabe Rotter\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Simon \u0026amp; Schuster\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 08\/19\/2008\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 320\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.65lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.20h x 5.40w x 0.90d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781416537878\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eRotter, Gabe:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - A native of New York, Gabe Rotter now permanently resides in Los Angeles with his wife and two children. He graduated from the film school at The University of Southern California, and since has worked in television, produced a feature film, penned the novels \u003ci\u003eDuck Duck Wally\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eThe Human Bobby\u003c\/i\u003e, published a comic book, and is currently a producer on the 2016 reboot of \u003ci\u003eThe X-Files\u003c\/i\u003e on Fox. He has several of his own projects in development for film and television adaptation.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon \u0026 Schuster","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44409867501683,"sku":"9781416537878","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/9255\/0515\/files\/img_1dd92964-7b81-4bf6-8870-7ae6ee37711c.jpg?v=1771938838","url":"https:\/\/bookstorenmore.com\/products\/duck-duck-wally-9781416537878","provider":"Bookstore N More","version":"1.0","type":"link"}