{"product_id":"galaxy-cruise-the-maiden-voyage-9798215467824","title":"Galaxy Cruise: The Maiden Voyage","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHumanity needed a hero. It got a karaoke DJ.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLeo MacGavin is not the brightest specimen of humanity. But when he inadvertently rescues a flirty alien heiress, he's promoted from second-rate lounge entertainer to captain of the galaxy's most sophisticated cruise ship.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBefore he can flee in terror, a human-hating executive gives Leo an ultimatum--complete the vessel's maiden voyage or mankind's last colony will be turned into a sewage dump. To make matters worse, a militant cyborg is undermining his authority, a giant spider is terrifying the passengers, and a sentient plant keeps stealing all the beer.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf Leo ever wants to see his home again, he'll have to keep the guests happy through seven days of onboard antics and madcap shore excursions. As strange malfunctions tear the ship apart, can he hold his rag-tag crew together, or will he flush the last bastion of humanity down the crapper?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eGalaxy Cruise: The Maiden Voyage is a hilarious science fiction comedy adventure for readers who love The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and Space Team. And moviegoers who love Galaxy Quest, Spaceballs, and Guardians of the Galaxy. And TV watchers who love Red Dwarf, Futurama, and The Orville. And people who basically just want to see The Love Boat on a spaceship.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDon't get left on the spacedock! Grab your copy of Galaxy Cruise now!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Marcus Alexander Hart\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Marcus Alexander Hart\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/11\/2021\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 262\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.66lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.25w x 0.59d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798215467824\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThis title is not returnable\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Marcus Alexander Hart","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":40900817977459,"sku":"9.80E+12","price":24.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/9255\/0515\/products\/img_c1a137c7-c90e-43f6-a673-0d717db9bf5a.jpg?v=1690474179","url":"https:\/\/bookstorenmore.com\/products\/galaxy-cruise-the-maiden-voyage-9798215467824","provider":"Bookstore N More","version":"1.0","type":"link"}