{"product_id":"ghoul-as-a-cucumber-luxe-paperback-edition-9781991099303","title":"Ghoul As A Cucumber: Luxe paperback edition","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou discover that the three hot AF ghosts who haunt your manor house are madly in love with you. What do you do?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ea. Run away screaming.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eb. Call a priest for an immediate exorcism.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ec. Get a little kooky and spooky with all three of them...together...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm Bree Mortimer, and I chose option c.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThat's right - me and my three ghosts are a thing now. I'm officially a #ghostslut and I'm okay with it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd now that I've discovered I possess resurrection magic, I might just be able to bring them back to life again.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThat is if the dark priests of the Order of the Noble Death would stop raising serial killers from the dead to come after me. And if I can keep my parents and my ex-bully from discovering the truth about my ghostly powers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOh, and I should probably figure out why it's impossible to admit that I have feelings for them. I want to jump their bones every second of the day, but when I try to say those three little words, I get seriously spooked.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow can you fall in love with someone when they're already dead? \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBree and her ghostly men are back for another spooky adventure in \u003cem\u003eGhoul As a Cucumber\u003c\/em\u003e, book 3 of this darkly humorous cosy fantasy series by bestselling author Steffanie Holmes. If you love a sarcastic heroine, hot, possessive and slightly unhinged ghostly men, a mystery to solve, and a little kooky, spooky lovin' to set your coffin a rockin', then quit ghouling around and start reading!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Steffanie Holmes\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Bacchanalia House\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/18\/2024\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 402\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.01lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.25w x 0.89d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781991099303\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThis title is not returnable\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bacchanalia House","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43491952033907,"sku":"9.78199E+12","price":33.19,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/9255\/0515\/files\/img_eba306a0-c614-487d-8e48-f304a6577bd6.jpg?v=1755172129","url":"https:\/\/bookstorenmore.com\/products\/ghoul-as-a-cucumber-luxe-paperback-edition-9781991099303","provider":"Bookstore N More","version":"1.0","type":"link"}