{"product_id":"grandma-the-novel-9781520307350","title":"Grandma?: The Novel","description":"\u003cb\u003eGERIATRIC REDNECK ZOMBIES!!!\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eRandall just wanted to have a fun summer vacation with his family, visiting Grandma at her cabin on a lake in the Wisconsin Northwoods. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThen everything went horribly wrong. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eJoin fifteen-year-old Randall, and his younger brother Josh, as they fight for their lives on the eve of an elderly undead apocalypse. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eGRANDMA? - The Complete Novel\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eShe won't bake you cookies...\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eForget everything you've ever read about zombies. But that's probably impossible, because you know you've read a lot. So maybe just put aside your preconceptions, because this living dead epic will make you remember why you fell in love with this genre in the first place. Part scary, part funny, this is a living dead Armageddon like you've never seen before. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThis book is over 60,000 words long. It also includes a Q\u0026amp;A with the authors on the creation of the novel. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIf you are a more sensitive (or adventurous) reader, this handy scale rates specific categories from 1 (lowest) to 10 (highest) to give you some idea if this is your kind of book. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eGRANDMA? by JA Konrath and Talon Konrath\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBad Language - 4\u003cbr\u003eScary - 6\u003cbr\u003eViolent - 6\u003cbr\u003eFunny - 8\u003cbr\u003eSexy - 2\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Talon Konrath, J. A. Konrath\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/13\/2017\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 244\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.73lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.51d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781520307350\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThis title is not returnable\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Independently Published","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43158539436147,"sku":"9.78152E+12","price":21.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/9255\/0515\/files\/img_e32205e0-9f14-4a2b-a788-f7e694d973ee.jpg?v=1751024181","url":"https:\/\/bookstorenmore.com\/products\/grandma-the-novel-9781520307350","provider":"Bookstore N More","version":"1.0","type":"link"}