{"product_id":"harry-pobbit-and-the-fifty-shades-of-zombie-vampire-werewolf-trekkie-alien-eastend-hunger-twilight-life-of-bi-9781482762044","title":"Harry Pobbit and the Fifty Shades of Zombie Vampire Werewolf Trekkie Alien Eastend Hunger Twilight Life of Bi","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003cb\u003e** Not suitable for children! **\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Eastenders lad Harry always knew he was an orphan, but when he discovers his parents were murdered in mysterious circumstances, he sets off on a quest to track down the despicable culprits. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e With the help of Welsh sex addict Shagrid, mentally challenged Phatt Khunt, seaman Ityeeb Hollux, vertically challenged Smegnob, wizard \u0026amp; chartered accountant Glafnad, and Essex barmaids Chanel, Porsche and Benidorm, he travels through space and time, losing his virginity, brain and other parts of his anatomy along the way. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e The posse's staggering stupidity creates havoc in all the worlds they visit, including Middle Eartham, Transylvania, The USS Enterprise, the Krapitol in Post-Apocalyptic America, a bondage bedroom, a boat full of ferocious animals, and a land of Zombies, Vampires and Werewolves (of which Harry becomes all three). \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e But will he ever learn the secret of his parents' death? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e And will he ever get the stains out of his underpants? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e There's only one way to find out. Ask someone who's read the book! \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \"The funniest book I've written this week.\" \u003ci\u003e Isaac Ummin, the Author\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \"I can't believe it's not Potter!\" \u003ci\u003e Arthur Brain, Cleethorpes Geriatric Gazette\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \"This is by far the best Harry Potter Hobbit Hunger Games Star Trek Life of Pi Alien Twilight Zombie Vampire Werewolf Eastenders spoof I've read since lunchtime. I challenge anyone to squeeze more outrageous, ludicrous nonsense into a single novella.\" \u003ci\u003e Edna Cloud, Wandsworth Knitting Circle\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Isaac Ummin\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/14\/2013\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 98\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.23lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.80h x 5.08w x 0.20d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781482762044\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThis title is not returnable\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Createspace Independent Publishing Platform","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":45305270894707,"sku":"9781482762044","price":8.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/9255\/0515\/files\/img_fabf913a-8605-4b46-8ded-c908616bf0c7.jpg?v=1785843095","url":"https:\/\/bookstorenmore.com\/products\/harry-pobbit-and-the-fifty-shades-of-zombie-vampire-werewolf-trekkie-alien-eastend-hunger-twilight-life-of-bi-9781482762044","provider":"Bookstore N More","version":"1.0","type":"link"}