{"product_id":"hoist-the-flag-a-steamyhumorousparanormal-adventure-romance-9781960935038","title":"Hoist the Flag: A Steamy\/Humorous\/Paranormal Adventure Romance","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eClick to send... and I'm outta here.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBeing the infamous fairy tale 'Jack' isn't as glamorous as it sounds. My entire life has been a series of memes-before they were even invented!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy current 'Jack' title is companion to the Ice Queen-who spent the first couple of years singing \u003cem\u003ethat song-\u003c\/em\u003ebut my sentence here is almost over. I'm going to make a run for it to retire with my shaker of salt on an island in the Caribbean while I drink piña coladas.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBefore I leave, I realize my heart wasn't as frozen as I thought and I have to save Queenie from her evil sister. We make a plan to escape together after the Yule celebration, but even that falls victim to my legendary bad luck.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEnter two bumbling pirates who were playing Robin Hood, a monkey, and a sea voyage to our permanent hiding place...only to trip over a bottle on the beach that contains a mysterious map to a legendary graveyard filled with famous treasure the moment we arrive.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy spill draws the attention of our pirate friends and two other local hotties who can't resist damsels in distress.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eInsert eyeroll here. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy girl and I didn't ask to be conscripted on an adventure with two shifter pirates, a masseuse, a demi-god, and a merman who think we're on the menu, but here we are.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMaybe I should have taken the Ice Queen's musical advice when I first arrived ?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Cassandra Featherstone\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Cassandra Featherstone\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/01\/2022\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 138\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.43lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.30d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781960935038\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThis title is not returnable\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cassandra Featherstone","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":41083449278579,"sku":"9.78196E+12","price":15.83,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/9255\/0515\/products\/img_12cc9a7a-c929-4b08-a601-b07bb619d93b.jpg?v=1699543861","url":"https:\/\/bookstorenmore.com\/products\/hoist-the-flag-a-steamyhumorousparanormal-adventure-romance-9781960935038","provider":"Bookstore N More","version":"1.0","type":"link"}