{"product_id":"life-on-altamont-court-finding-the-extraordinary-in-the-ordinary-9780615837956","title":"Life on Altamont Court: Finding the Extraordinary in the Ordinary","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWINNER OF THE 2014 Next Generation Indie Book Awards for HUMOR\/COMEDY The Inflatable Snowman. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Gigantic Inflatable Snowman. We thought that 'Frosty' would lead to our demise. That 20-foot monstrosity placed in our front yard by a not-so-helpful elf had me questioning our decision to move into this seemingly quiet neighborhood on a cul-de-sac.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRead about the mayhem and mishaps that come into play when you mix together a potpourri of eccentric characters that live within a stone's throw of each other. Take an Eco-friendly, high-strung type A neighbor, a demanding Italian Matriarch, men who are the embodiment of the words \"More Power,\" a troop of loving and mischievous kids and mix in two gay men who are hell-bent on making a home out of a charming half-million-dollar, 100-year-old fixer-upper and you have the residents of Altamont Court.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're a weekend warrior who can't wait to get you're handing around the next \"improvement project\", a stiletto-wearing Texas woman who wields a gun in flawless makeup, or a queen from the city who eagerly awaits the next big sales event at Neiman Marcus - this memoir is for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePour a drink, or more appropriately a shot, sit back, relax, and enjoy - and if you don't, then the words of a truly classy character from this book come to mind, \"What the F\u0026amp;%$'s wrong with you?\" Yes, it's that kind of party - bless our hearts. Trent Pines trentpines@gmail.com\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Trent D. Pines\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e TD Literary Tales\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 11\/11\/2013\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 364\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.07lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.02h x 5.98w x 0.75d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780615837956\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eReview Citation(s): \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eKirkus Reviews\u003c\/i\u003e 01\/01\/0001\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eKirkus Reviews\u003c\/i\u003e 03\/01\/2014\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThis title is not returnable\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"TD Literary Tales","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":40073489350771,"sku":"9.78E+12","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/9255\/0515\/products\/img_5c31db9d-230a-41e6-9cb1-b53708b8c129.jpg?v=1652019608","url":"https:\/\/bookstorenmore.com\/products\/life-on-altamont-court-finding-the-extraordinary-in-the-ordinary-9780615837956","provider":"Bookstore N More","version":"1.0","type":"link"}