{"product_id":"my-grumpy-alien-warrior-9798215575574","title":"My Grumpy Alien Warrior","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWomen of Earth: \u003c\/strong\u003e Are you lonely? Unfulfilled? Haven't had a toe-tingling, almost-blackout orgasm in longer than you can remember?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNora\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI just wanted a good man.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA nice, polite, boy-next-door type.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe didn't have to be a male model or a sports star or a wealthy magnate--even if that was the kind of man I read about late at night, alone, in bed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo what if I dreamt of a man with big muscles and a commanding voice? That didn't mean I wanted to date that guy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA nice accountant would work. Or an insurance salesman.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut then I had another epically bad date, came home alone, drank half a pitcher of margaritas, and took a silly online quiz.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNext thing I knew, I was agreeing to go on a date with the perfect man.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'd never used a dating service before but...why not? The old fashioned way hadn't worked.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMaybe Serendipity, Inc. would match me with a nice teacher or a dentist.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMaybe I'd meet that boy next door I'd dreamt about.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDaken\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor over a decade I fought for my planet. I dreamt of returning to CiFGa to live a peaceful life, and finally it's happened. I'm home.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe beat the invaders back, ground them into the dust, crippled their fleets, brought them to their knees. We shamed them. They won't soon return to my world.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe planetary leaders call me a hero, a CiFGan worthy of reward.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAfter years of celibacy and bland rations, I don't want wealth and titles. All I want is willing women and spicy food.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat do I get?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKnighted for bravery, enough credits to retire, and a betrothal contract.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI've been saddled with a human bride.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Gemma Cates\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Gemma Cates\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 02\/06\/2023\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 244\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.54lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.51d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798215575574\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThis title is not returnable\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gemma Cates","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":40855114907763,"sku":"9.80E+12","price":22.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/9255\/0515\/products\/img_987e7ecd-2618-455b-8d0b-8259d5eefb9b.jpg?v=1686920920","url":"https:\/\/bookstorenmore.com\/products\/my-grumpy-alien-warrior-9798215575574","provider":"Bookstore N More","version":"1.0","type":"link"}