{"product_id":"poems-31-9798893305982","title":"Poems 31","description":"Yolanda, the Goose \"is Cooked\"How did we get....\u003cem\u003eso damn drunk \u003c\/em\u003e\"\u003cem\u003etail-gating\"?!!\u003c\/em\u003e- \u003cem\u003ebefore the (football) game even started?!!\u003c\/em\u003eYou hear that?!!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eThey're over there! - Christmas caroling!!............\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Seven crackheads-a-cracking\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Six ducks-a-ducking\"\u003c\/em\u003e\"FIVE CHEAP EARRINGS!!\"..............How 'bout \"Four earplugs-a-plugging\"I'm not listening to them (anymore)!......I'm here to get my party-on!!\u003cbr\u003eI think I'll jump into this hot-tub!This is a hot-tub? Right?!!Well!! It's like a hot-tub?!!The manufacturer somehow labeledthis apparatus - as a Turkey Fryer Vat!.......But you're still welcome! to use it!!\u003cbr\u003eWhat is? The first day of the\u003cem\u003etwelve days\u003c\/em\u003e of Christmas?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"On the first day of Christmas -\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003emy true love gave to me!\u003c\/em\u003e\"\"One Goose-a-Cooking\"\u003cbr\u003eI know, that's right!!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Donald Anthony King\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Arpress\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 02\/05\/2024\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 108\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.37lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.26d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798893305982","brand":"Arpress","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43875126313075,"sku":"9.79889E+12","price":15.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/9255\/0515\/files\/img_a4090997-1bbc-4906-8fd4-b69ce7b086f8.jpg?v=1758284379","url":"https:\/\/bookstorenmore.com\/products\/poems-31-9798893305982","provider":"Bookstore N More","version":"1.0","type":"link"}