{"product_id":"pretty-close-to-perfect-9798832400518","title":"Pretty Close to Perfect","description":"\u003cb\u003eA heartwarming and hilarious romantic comedy set in the charming small town of Blitzen Bay. \u003c\/b\u003eNash and Noelle from \u003ci\u003eThe Runaway Bride of Blitzen Bay\u003c\/i\u003e are back and they're getting married. Well, they're trying to get married anyway. To make it to the altar, they'll have to get through Noelle's intrusive parents, a once-in-a-century blizzard, and an enormous bear that's started stalking the town. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"Donna's writing is laugh out loud funny which makes every minute with these characters fun. I have been in love with this cast of characters since I picked up Truth or Tequila.\" Amazon Review \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"These characters are so freaking hilarious, witty and downright lovable. Although this books is centered around Nash and Noelle, the whole crew is involved in the story. They each have such amazing personalities. You will laugh, giggle, have some tears, swoon and wonder what the heck - Donna brings out all of the emotions with her words.\" Amazon Review \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eNoelle\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAbout a year ago, I left my groom at the altar-literally standing at the altar. With only a few minutes to go before the ceremony started, I took off across the parking lot with absolutely no idea of where I was going or how I would get there. I just knew I wanted out. When I heard voices behind me, I panicked and crawled into the tailgate of a truck to hide. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eNash\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYep, she shimmied right into my truck's bed wearing her huge wedding dress. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. I was about to pull her back out when I saw the groom coming across the parking lot. That's when I knew I had to help her. The groom was an idiot in high school, and from what I could tell, he'd only become more of a tool in the decade since we graduated. I didn't think she should have to spend ten minutes with him-much less the rest of her life. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eNoelle\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFast forward, it seems the gods were guiding me that day-right into the truck of the man I was supposed to be with, and spoiler alert-we're getting married. Well, we're trying to get married, but it seems like the universe is plotting against us. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eNash\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat might be a bit of an exaggeration. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eNoelle\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eReally? Let me lay out the evidence for you. My parents are pouring all their energy into breaking us up before we can even get to the altar. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eNash\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYeah, good luck with that. I'll fight anyone who tries to keep us from getting married including your parents. What else do you have? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eNoelle\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eObstacle two: Apparently an enormous blizzard is supposed to hit on our wedding day. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eNash\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWell, we do live in the mountains. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eNoelle\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBut we live in California and we're in the middle of a drought. Blitzen Bay hasn't seen any significant snowfall in decades. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eNash\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhatever. It doesn't even matter. I'll carry you on my back through the blizzard to get to the altar. Next problem. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eNoelle\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAn enormous bear has been stalking Blitzen Bay for weeks. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eNash\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNow that might be something. If the bear gets to you, it's all over. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eNoelle\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNash! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eNash\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI'm kidding. I'll fight the bear, too. It doesn't matter what the universe throws at us. We're getting to that altar. We'll figure it out. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eNoelle\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou always say we'll figure it out. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eNash\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd we always do, don't we? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"Donna amazes me every book with how I get so swept into her story that everything else takes a back burner in my household! Pretty Close to Perfect hit all my emotions. I giggled, laughed out loud, and cried many tears!\" Amazon Review \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"Blitzen Bay is the most magical place...seriously wishing I could book a trip to visit! This is the perfect 'snuggle under a blanket by the fireplace' and read type book.\" Ama\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Donna Schwartze\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/22\/2023\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 326\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.91lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.73d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798832400518\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThis title is not returnable\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Independently Published","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":41314844934259,"sku":"9.79883E+12","price":18.38,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/9255\/0515\/products\/img_393b5f2b-adc3-49d1-91b0-96c54d165ea9.jpg?v=1706625235","url":"https:\/\/bookstorenmore.com\/products\/pretty-close-to-perfect-9798832400518","provider":"Bookstore N More","version":"1.0","type":"link"}