{"product_id":"the-ultimate-zombie-hunters-handbook-a-guide-to-surviving-zombies-probably-9781440196850","title":"The Ultimate Zombie Hunter's Handbook: A Guide to Surviving Zombies ... Probably","description":"You should never steal a car with a zombie in the trunk. And, if a frozen zombie falls out of the freezer portion of the refrigerator and thaws before you decide what to do, hop on your Segway and blow your zombie whistle. In \u003ci\u003eThe Ultimate Zombie Hunter's Handbook\u003c\/i\u003e authors Matthew Collins and Geoffrey Collins have provided a comprehensive \"how-to\" guide for dealing with zombies.\u003cp\u003e Through a series of lessons, illustrations, and lists, \u003ci\u003eThe Ultimate Zombie Hunter's Handbook: \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e - Defines and describes zombies and their threat\u003cbr\u003e - Describes typical human responses to zombies\u003cbr\u003e - Suggests when \"to throw in the towel\" when faced by a zombie\u003cbr\u003e - Recommends appropriate weapons\u003cbr\u003e - Provides information for preparing for a zombie invasion\u003cbr\u003e - Supplies ideas for applying this new knowledge to tactical situations\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e So when you're about to turn on the washing machine and you see pale zombie feet shuffling past your basement windows and hear a crash as something comes through the doors, you will know exactly what to do.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Matthew Collins,Co Matthew Collins and Geoffrey Collins\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e iUniverse\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 05\/07\/2010\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 240\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.72lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.51d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781440196850\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMatthew and Geoffrey Collins are originally from the zombie-free state of Missouri. Matthew lives in a well-armed bunker in St. Louis, Missouri, where he develops software in order to pay for ammo and tequila. Geoffrey works undercover as a salesman. This is their first book.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThis title is not returnable\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"iUniverse","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44715409047667,"sku":"9781440196850","price":18.06,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/9255\/0515\/files\/img_62f4a496-20dd-445c-bee5-1380a8de5cf5.jpg?v=1775843523","url":"https:\/\/bookstorenmore.com\/products\/the-ultimate-zombie-hunters-handbook-a-guide-to-surviving-zombies-probably-9781440196850","provider":"Bookstore N More","version":"1.0","type":"link"}