{"product_id":"toothless-real-stories-real-quick-9781737455356","title":"Toothless: Real Stories, Real Quick","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eToothless \u003c\/em\u003eis a riotous and all-too-candid collection of REAL-LIFE events. Intended as a \"bathroom reader,\" Toothless' thirty-one stories will keep its reader company with a new and amusing account every day for an entire month. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe book's honest, comical, and sometimes earthy depictions include a wide range of actual events. From a ferocious sneeze that triggered the bodily function of a stranger in \"The Sneeze,\" to the dog who wouldn't take no for an answer in \"The Buddy\"; from a man who used fast food as a weapon in \"The Bacon Cheeseburger,\" to an insect who watched the author pulverize his own crotch in \"The Fly\"; and from a moving tribute to a trusted friend in \"The Belt,\" to a childhood that was transformed by an act of dental malpractice in \"The Toothless,\" you'll agree, \"You can't make this shit up!\" \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe vivid and descriptive storytelling will make you feel you've witnessed each episode firsthand. \u003cem\u003eToothless \u003c\/em\u003edelivers the laughs, and you'll rush to share them! So have a seat, hit the fan, and pick a chapter. It'll be quick! \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Paul Martinez\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Transcendent Publishing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 09\/28\/2021\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 174\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.37lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.00h x 5.00w x 0.40d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781737455356","brand":"Transcendent Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":39828286308467,"sku":"9781737455356","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/9255\/0515\/products\/img_9f6880fb-5e44-4a1d-bbe8-53936d0f6278.jpg?v=1644599865","url":"https:\/\/bookstorenmore.com\/products\/toothless-real-stories-real-quick-9781737455356","provider":"Bookstore N More","version":"1.0","type":"link"}