{"product_id":"we-cant-all-be-rattlesnakes-9780060821173","title":"We Can't All Be Rattlesnakes","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCrusher the snake will charm readers in this entertaining, funny novel about a snake in captivity and how she turns the tables on her human captor.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI am a snake.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo, not a rattlesnake. I just look like one. I'm a gopher snake.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne day an oily, filthy, fleshy human child crossed my path. As luck would have it, he knew the difference between a gopher snake and a rattlesnake. He has imprisoned me in a terrarium. His name is Gunnar. He calls me Crusher. He thinks I'm male. I'm not.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe dropped in a dead mouse and hoped I'd eat it. I buried it. He then dropped in a live one, which he called \"Breakfast.\" I didn't lay a coil on it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGunnar thinks I'll be his adoring pet. He's wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn fact, I am planning my escape. I may take breakfast with me.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Patrick Jennings\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e HarperCollins\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/04\/2011\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 144\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.25lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.40h x 5.10w x 0.40d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780060821173\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAccelerated Reader:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eReading Level:\u003c\/b\u003e 3.9\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePoint Value:\u003c\/b\u003e 3\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eInterest Level:\u003c\/b\u003e Middle Grade\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eQuiz #\/Name: \u003c\/b\u003e129046 \/ We Can't All Be Rattlesnakes\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eJennings, Patrick:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePatrick Jennings grew up in a small town in Indiana, where there were no wild, lethally venomous snakes. His family then moved to rural Arizona, where lived many, including seventeen varieties of rattlesnake. Patrick got seriously freaked out. He now lives on the Olympic Peninsula, where there are scarcely any wild, lethally venomous snakes. \u003cem\u003eWe Can't All Be Rattlesnakes\u003c\/em\u003e is his fourteenth book for young readers. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HarperCollins","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43099531903091,"sku":"9.78E+12","price":11.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/9255\/0515\/files\/img_9bff3662-1e6c-4f53-8b94-b10d5f678a69.jpg?v=1748703300","url":"https:\/\/bookstorenmore.com\/products\/we-cant-all-be-rattlesnakes-9780060821173","provider":"Bookstore N More","version":"1.0","type":"link"}