{"product_id":"you-suck-9780060590307","title":"You Suck","description":"\u003cp\u003eBeing undead sucks. Literally.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJust ask C. Thomas Flood. Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he's ever experienced, he discovers that his girlfriend, Jody, is a vampire. And surprise! Now he's one, too. For some couples, the whole biting-and-blood thing would have been a deal breaker. But Tommy and Jody are in love, and they vow to work through their issues.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut word has it that the vampire who initially nibbled on Jody wasn't supposed to be recruiting. Even worse, Tommy's erstwhile turkey-bowling pals are out to get him, at the urging of a blue-dyed Las Vegas call girl named (duh) Blue. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd that \u003cem\u003ereally\u003c\/em\u003e sucks.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Christopher Moore\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e William Morrow \u0026amp; Company\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/08\/2008\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 364\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.57lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.11h x 5.33w x 0.85d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780060590307\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eMoore, Christopher:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChristopher Moore\u003c\/strong\u003e is the author of eighteen previous novels, including \u003cem\u003eRazzmatazz\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003eShakespeare for Squirrels\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003eNoir\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003eSecondhand Souls, Sacré Bleu, Fool, \u003c\/em\u003e and \u003cem\u003eLamb\u003c\/em\u003e. He lives in San Francisco, California.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"William Morrow \u0026 Company","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43099467776115,"sku":"9.78E+12","price":22.92,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/9255\/0515\/files\/img_558bb9d2-5a73-4eab-ae15-c63601f25b9a.jpg?v=1748700392","url":"https:\/\/bookstorenmore.com\/products\/you-suck-9780060590307","provider":"Bookstore N More","version":"1.0","type":"link"}