DogKu, CatKu and WhatHaveU: Snappy Little Sayings About and by Animals

2nd edition. Snappy little humorous snippets about and by animals. Okay...to be honest...more than a few frustrated observations by the writer who doesn't know why pets do what they do. Yes, indeed, there is a pile of parental advice to these dogs and cats--which the creatures completely ignore. Then, of course, the cats and dogs must butt in with their own opinions, also spoken in haiku style. All delightfully decorated with animal art by Roxanna Groves. This version has black & white illustrations.

Author: Michelle Shy
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Published: 12/09/2011
Pages: 64
Binding Type: Paperback
Weight: 0.17lbs
Size: 7.99h x 5.00w x 0.15d
ISBN: 9781468043211

About the Author
I am a comedian, performance artist and writer because a career counselor once told me I would never be able to hang onto a straight job. Waaaaay too many pets live with me. I have 10 cats, 4 dogs, 4 birds, 1 fish, 1 rabbit and 2 lizards. Some of these pets are already dead; they reside in Tupperware in the back closet. The remainder reside right in the middle of my bed. Tomorrow I hope to get 2 more dogs. If you meet me in person, you will think, "Hmm...gorgeous. Nuts. And a pain in the butt." I'm the writer of: Snark Humor Poetry Comedy ...and...Snark Background: I've been fired from 79 jobs. The stories I've lived in these weird and wonderful jobs--machinist, actor, filmmaker, software engineer, acting coach, executive management consultant, film festival director, envelope stuffer, chicken plucker, stripper, pothole counter, necktie folder, reporter, cookie packer, tool & die maker, life coach, comedy traffic school instructor--found themselves expressed in nasty poems and sad comedy routines with elements of insanity.

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