How To Time your Sewing Machine: And Make Sure Your Wife Will Stay With You Forever!

The Sewing Machine is a woman's pride and joy. No one knows why. It just is. Except when it is missing stitches, breaking needles and making a knot that no sword could ever cut. The person who is able to time a sewing machine, to make it work again, will never go hungry or lack female companionship. It is a woman's belief that she can sew, its in her genes. But it is also in this book. No machine can work well without being in tune, without being timed. Just like a car, they have to be, or it is agony to hear the machine in pain. Get her timed, mate.

Author: Mike Riley
Publisher: Falcon Marine
Published: 01/27/2013
Pages: 52
Binding Type: Paperback
Weight: 0.18lbs
Size: 9.02h x 5.98w x 0.11d
ISBN: 9780982824764

About the Author
Mike Riley, in between writing books and sailing the oceans, has been a penguin breeder, a long line fisherman, a car ferry captain, a whale hunter, an industrial spy, a dolphin and sea lion collector, a microbiologist, and the CEO of Husband For Rent. He and his wife, Karen, live on their 41' ketch, Beau Soleil, and can be found anywhere there is blue water and a far horizon.

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