Mommy and Daddy Don't Love You Enough to Buy You a Hazmat Suit

Children deserve the best. What parent wouldn't want to offer their children the most extravagant birthday parties, the most esteemed tutors, and most importantly, the safest hazmat suits available? Experimental humor writer Mark T. Wain has teamed up with renowned illustrator Billy Blaze to create the first book ever written to tackle children's self-esteem issues during the threat of a nuclear apocalypse. Similar to All My Friends Are Dead and Go the F**k to Sleep, the moxious duo is pushing the envelope in the illustrated dark comedy genre once again.

Author: Billy Blaze, Mark T. Wain
Publisher: Futurist Publishing
Published: 10/07/2016
Pages: 42
Binding Type: Paperback
Weight: 0.20lbs
Size: 9.02h x 5.98w x 0.11d
ISBN: 9780997942552

About the Author
Mark T. Wain didn't have a traditional relationship with his parents. His father was a cardboard cutout of Captain Jean-Luc Picard. His mother, at her very best, was obsessive and paranoid. She had an irrational fear of smelling like elderberries. In his spare time, Mark likes to watch old episodes of Happy Days and The Brady Bunch and be grateful that he never had yahoos like them as parents.

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