This Book Makes a Great Gift! Cooter Brown offers up an unparalleled collection of over 500 examples of Hillbilly Wisdom, Redneck Observations and Good Ol' Boy logic in "South Mouth". lt's a very funny -- and often insightful -- book. In the tradition of rural America (especially the South), we welcome you to come in, sit a spell and sample some of the unique ways we express ourselves. You'll get a heapin' helping of "South Mouth" If things aren't going well: "I'm as bad off as a rubber-nosed woodpecker in a petrified forest." If a co-worker is lazy: "They call him "blister" because he doesn't show up until the work is done." If the temperature is falling outside: "It's gonna be colder than a cast iron commode on the shady side of an iceberg." If a job is frustrating: "It's like trying to nail Jell-O to a tree." If you' re ready for dinner: "I' m so hungry I could eat a stink bug off a dead skunk." If someone is less than attractive: "If I had a dog as ugly as him, I' d shave its butt and make it walk backwards." If your wallet is empty: "If a trip around the world cost a dollar, I couldn't get to the state line." If you' re describing a winding road: "The road was so crooked you could see your own tail lights." If someone is acting less than intelligent: "He' s a seven story buildin' with a five story elevator." Who knows, maybe you'll end up spicing up your conversation with some of colorful language and become a "South Mouth" yourself. Or maybe not. Either way, take it from Cooter Brown, "You'll have a good ol' time."
Author: Walt Stoneburner,Cooter Brown Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform Published: 02/04/2013 Pages: 90 Binding Type: Paperback Weight: 0.29lbs Size: 9.02h x 5.98w x 0.19d ISBN: 9781482340990
About the Author Cooter Brown is the stranger you sit next to in a bar and walk away 2 hours later with a new best friend. He's the kind of guy you want to be at every party (but you don't necessarily want to be responsible for him being there). Cooter is married with a couple of kids, a couple of dogs, a couple of grills, a smoker, a Harley, an extra fridge in the garage (just for beer) and a truck that can do pretty well off-road. "Heck," says Cooter, "if things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it." You can reach Cooter through his website: www.TheRealCooterBrown.com, you can friend him on Facebook: http: //www.facebook.com/cooter.brown.5070; and you can follow him on Twitter: @SouthMouthBook
