The Best Ever Book of Polish Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Polish, Italian, Irish, Polish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Polish jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Polish Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Polish Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Polish joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Polish jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Poles wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Pole and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Pole brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Pole who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Poles laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Published: 12/22/2011
Pages: 106
Binding Type: Paperback
Weight: 0.34lbs
Size: 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.22d
ISBN: 9781468124392

About the Author
Mark Geoffrey Young is an American-Australian writer, journalist and humorist who has written hundreds of books, articles and scripts for magazines, newspapers and radio stations around the world. His books include The West Australian Joke Book, How to Promote Your Business, Dr. Young's Guide to Demotivating Employees, How to Sell Your House Condo or Co-op in Any Market and the current series of The Best Ever Book of Jokes. His books include The West Australian Joke Book, How to Promote Your Business, Dr. Young's Guide to Demotivating Employees, How to Sell Your House Condo or Co-op in Any Market and the current series of The Best Ever Book of Jokes.

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