The Marx Brothers Meet God

THE FUNNIEST THING YOU'LL EVER SEE WITH YOUR CLOTHES ON Now revealed for the first time anywhere, THE MARX BROTHERS MEET GOD is comedy with all the safeties off. Join Groucho, Chico, and Harpo on a hilarious romp through the heavenly realms...and enjoy the glory and wonder of an afterlife turned upside down. SO GUT-BUSTIN' FUNNY, YOU'LL BEG FOR MERCY Discover valuable afterlife secrets previously known only to a saintly few: The tasty snack food Saint Peter keeps hidden in his robes The rare artistic medium Leonardo da Vinci now prefers to paint The latest word on Shakespeare's upcoming musical comedy Who Brunhilde is, and why she holds Groucho in such thrall and terror What to do when assaulted by prophetic polka-dotted frogs ...and, Who really knows where all those missing socks go on laundry day Plus, bonus features on the power of love, the funk of fish, and how to fling a good whoopee. LIBRARIAN GENERAL'S WARNING: Read at your own risk. Excessive exposure may cause dizziness, palpitations, shortness of breath, halitosis maximosis, and possibly that whole Bermuda Triangle business (we're still working on that part). Not to be taken internally. Harmful or strangeful if swallowed. (And what were you thinking when you swallowed the dang thing, anyway?!) If symptoms persist, seek medical advice. If symptoms are enjoyable, seek psychiatric advice. In fact, you might want to take to your bed, pull the covers over your head, and wait until this whole thing blows over. Or... Go ahead and do like the other cool kids: Buy this book and snort-laugh yourself into a cataleptic coma! Buy this book today! Buy this book or die!

Author: Dan Castell
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: 08/31/2023
Pages: 270
Binding Type: Paperback
Weight: 0.80lbs
Size: 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.57d
ISBN: 9798859851379

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