Frankenstein: But the Monster is Allergic to Gluten

PLEASE READ: Bottom-dwelling parody author Dick Cody Heese is responsible for this desecration of Mary Shelley's 1831 edition of "Frankenstein." The addition of a single sentence in every chapter suggesting that Frankenstein's monster is incapable of consuming gluten adds absolutely no value to the original novel. Inevitably, readers will revolt against the concept of public domain upon glimpsing any portion of this book. However, in the end, "Frankenstein: But The Monster is Allergic to Gluten" prevails as the ultimate tale of ambition, knowledge, and a general intolerance of wheat-based products.

Heese has also written several other barely passable parodies, including: "The Great Gatsby: But Nick has Scoliosis," "Moby Kevin," and "Pride and Prejudice: But Mr. Darcy is a Vape God."

Author: Dick Cody Heese
Publisher: Dick Cody Heese
Published: 04/08/2021
Pages: 210
Binding Type: Paperback
Weight: 0.63lbs
Size: 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.44d
ISBN: 9781087968476

About the Author
Heese, Dick Cody: - Dick Cody Heese lives in High Point, North Carolina, with his family. He has written several barely passable parodies, including The Great Gatsby: But Nick has Scoliosis, Moby Kevin, and Pride and Prejudice: But Mr. Darcy is a Vape God. His parents are very proud of him.

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