Not Quite Right: Mostly True Tales of a Weird News Reporter

"THERE'S A REASON THEY'RE CALLED PRIVATES, Y'ALL." This is the kind of wisdom you can expect in Kelly Kazek's hilarious memoir-ish book. And she should know: She managed to parlay her penchant for turning down dirt roads in search of World's Largest Things and Stonehenge replicas into a job as a Weird News Reporter. She weaves comical accounts of the oddities she's discovered with charmingly honest stories of life with her husband Sweetums, a 6-foot-7 Bigfoot enthusiast. You'll also learn: - To always wipe church pews and Walmart scooters in case a nekkid person was there before you; - How to differentiate a northern Bigfoot from a southern one; - Ways to design a tasteful garden around your hubby's concrete statues of Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, and a mooning gnome; - How to plan a romantic honeymoon that includes the World's Largest Catsup Bottle and Uranus (the town, y'all).

Author: Kelly Kazek
Publisher: Solomon & George Publishers
Published: 04/16/2018
Pages: 254
Binding Type: Paperback
Weight: 0.76lbs
Size: 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.53d
ISBN: 9780998636238

Review Citation(s):
Kirkus Reviews 08/01/2018

About the Author
Kazek, Kelly: - Kelly Kazek is a journalist, humor columnist and blogger. She is the author of ten books, including the humor collection Fairly Odd Mother: Musings of a Slightly Off Southern Mom, and several books on regional history. She has won more than one-hundred-and-eighty state and national press awards and twice served as president of the Alabama Associated Press Media Editors. She lives in Huntsville, Alabama, with her hubby, Sweetums. Follow her on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Pinterest, and Kelly Kazek.com.

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