Punching Tom Hanks: Dropkicking Gorillas and Pummeling Zombified Ex-Presidents---A Guide to Beating Up Anything

The world around you is a dangerous place. It's teeming with savages, thugs, angry toddlers, and disgruntled clowns. And every one of them is secretly mulling a scenario that ends with them kicking you square in the junk. What do you do if you want to take on The Batman and live to brag about it to your kids? What do you do if a rabid alligator picks a fight with your little sister? What do you do if the beloved star of Forrest Gump tells you to shut the hell up in front of a huge crowd?

You read this book. It offers simple, effective instructions for beating up zombies, robots, co-workers--anything. The only limits are your imagination... and your habit of not following through on things, and possibly your uncoordinated, at times comically frail body.

Author: Kevin Seccia
Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin
Published: 06/07/2011
Pages: 256
Binding Type: Paperback
Weight: 0.51lbs
Size: 8.32h x 5.53w x 0.69d
ISBN: 9780312643744

About the Author

KEVIN SECCIA is a writer and stand-up comedian who has appeared on CBS's The Late Late Show and Comedy Central's Premium Blend. He has written for Ellen Degeneres, numerous live-action and animated shows, and was a staff writer on G4's Attack of the Show.

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