River of Thieves

We were the worst kind of people. For the best reasons. After a robbery gone horribly wrong, cursed thief Cord broadens his horizons and plans to execute the heist of a lifetime. With fellow thief and knife connoisseur Nenn in tow, the two build their ragtag crew to target the heart of the kingdom - Midian, the seat of tyrant King Anaxos Mane. As treachery, horrifying creatures of nightmare, and opposition bar their path at every turn, the gang must depend on skill - intellectual, martial, and magical - to deliver them an endless summer and keep them free from the clutches of evil despotism. If they don't sh*t the bed first."This book is insanely good, insanely funny, and insane." - Dyrk Ashton, Author of Paternus"I don't think I've ever laughed so hard reading a story in my life... ever." -Justine Bergman, Whispers & Wonder"If you've ever wondered what a Terry Pratchett novel would look like if he got drunk and dabbled in grimdark, well... here you go." -Luke Tarzian, Author of Vultures"An entertaining and viciously funny heist story." -Lukas P, Fantasy Book Critic"Hurry up with the sequel, Mr Snyder. I'm deducting a star for the ending, so it's only 5/5." -Bj rn Larssen, Author of Storytellers

Author: Clayton Snyder
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: 04/16/2019
Pages: 322
Binding Type: Paperback
Weight: 0.81lbs
Size: 7.99h x 5.24w x 0.72d
ISBN: 9781093366488

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