Salty Flames: Tales of Modern Dating Fails

ARE YOU FEELING ALONE IN THE LAND OF HAPPY COUPLES?

Afraid to download a dating app? Nervous to go on a first date? Curious what online dating is like? Upset that you're never "the one?" Too many duds and not enough studs? You are far from alone...

TAMAR TREMAINE has gone on hundreds of first dates and chatted online with thousands of men over the last ten years. On a few occasions, she has even gone on as many as three dates in one day. (Not recommended.) According to Malcolm Gladwell, author of Outliers, it takes 10,000 hours and approximately ten years to become an expert. Tamar has easily spent 10,000 hours swiping, going on dates, and staring at her phone waiting for that cute guy to text her back. However, this book is not "Tamar Tremaine: Expert in Online Dating." This book is for you. Through a series of highly relatable short stories, Tamar reveals her crazy dating history. From in-person dating, to online dating, to quarantine dating, Tamar inspires readers to keep trying, download that app, and go on that date. After all, there's usually a good story in the end!

Author: Tamar Tremaine
Publisher: Spark Publications
Published: 09/15/2021
Pages: 160
Binding Type: Hardcover
Weight: 1.02lbs
Size: 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.56d
ISBN: 9781953555113

About the Author
Tremaine, Tamar: - Tamar Tremaine is an architect with a side job as a professional online dater. She went to a few great universities, and won a few awards. In elementary school, she was selected out of hundreds of students for the Optimist award. This is her first book. She doesn't consider herself an author, but rather a normal person with a lot of great stories to tell.Earnest, Alessandor: - Alessandor Earnest is a developmental editor for speculative fiction books, comics, and short stories. Occasionally, she does the odd humorous memoir. She also coaches neurodiverse writers to help them finish writing the books they start! She is such a great editor that one of her writers let her tattoo her face on his ass. It looks terrible. She hosts a month-long virtual writing con, Writers of Strange Fiction. Yellow is her favorite color. She uses way too many exclamation marks in professional emails. Her not-so-guilty pleasure is writing and editing second person POV.Publications, Spark: - "Established by Fabi Preslar in 1998 as a home-based graphic design firm in Charlotte, NC, SPARK Enterprises Inc. grew into SPARK Publications, a custom-publishing design firm with a talented team of industry professionals and over 150 awards. SPARK Publications serves clients in a variety of sectors, including industry, corporate, associations, trades, and niche markets. Our customers represent a wide range of businesses, including Fortune 100 corporations, national and regional businesses, local publishers, entrepreneurs, and authors. Quality, commitment, and customized solutions are the sparks that transform a client's visions into beautiful and marketable publications. Our in-house design team of award-winning professionals brings years of experience from all segments of the publishing industry, including national independent publishers, regional business journals, local lifestyle magazines, and industry organizations. Formally trained with degrees in their respective areas of expertise - including communications, graphic design, and literature - our team provides a design approach that combines elements of classical design and modern innovation into your custom publication. SPARK Publications' design philosophy is based on the premise that a successful publication is the result of a partnership between beautiful design and a clear marketing plan. We begin every relationship with an in-depth strategy session involving you and our team because understanding your goals and vision is the cornerstone of our business (success). Once your plan is established, our streamlined internal design and production systems make for a smooth and efficient flow of information focused on meeting your deadlines and established budget. By being organized, we can have more time to focus on meeting your growing needs. SPARK Publications' clients are trailblazers, leaders, and experts in their fields who built their reputations on a commitment to hard work, integrity, and ingenuity. They are originals. And our designs reflect that. Intrinsic within its mission to serve the needs of its customers, SPARK Publications embraces a commitment to serving the community. The company offers reduced rates to nonprofit organizations and takes on pro bono projects each year with a focus on women's issues and entrepreneurship. SPARK Publications is a certified Women Business Enterprise and also a family business with two generations involved in daily operations."