Things That Might Annoy a Jets Fan

Despite the fact that the Jets haven't had a championship since The Supremes were rocking the charts with "Love Child", their fans somehow feel justified in acting like they are a dynasty. They, therefore, need to be constantly informed of their irrelevance. Heck, they are second-class citizens in their own city. Diana Ross needs to come up with a remake for those green clad doofuses called, "Step Child". And we needed to write a book called, Things That Might Annoy . . . A Jets Fan. It includes hundreds of things to say and do to protect yourself from the obnoxiousness that is a Jets fan. In addition to being an essential self-defense guide, the book also provides some heartfelt suggestions for Jets fans in our chapters: "Mascots For The Mascot-Less Jets" and "Substantially Better And More Creative Chants Than J-E-T-S JETS-JETS-JETS". So, whether you are a fan of the Patriots, Bills, Dolphins, Giants or just a rational soul who realizes that Jets fans are annoying, this book is a must for you. It will also make the perfect gift not only for any Jets hater that you know, but also for any Jets fan. Truly, what better way to annoy a Jets fan than to give him a book entitled, Things That Might Annoy. . . A Jets Fan. As our motto states, "It's Payback Time . . . And Payback's A Book."

Author: Paul Nardizzi, Dave Barend
Publisher: Raceland Studio
Published: 11/23/2011
Pages: 162
Binding Type: Paperback
Weight: 0.37lbs
Size: 7.99h x 5.00w x 0.35d
ISBN: 9780967976228

About the Author
AUTHORS Paul Nardizzi - Paul has been spewing his agitation on comedy club stages as a headline act for over 20 years. He has been on Late Night With Conan O'Brien, Fox's Best Damn Sports Show Period and Comedy Central many times with additional appearances coming up soon. He also receives constant requests from radio stations across the country to be a guest whenever he is performing in their city. XM Satellite Radio frequently books him to chat about his book, 602 Reasons To Be Pissed Off. Dave Barend - Dave likewise has over a decade of stand-up experience performing all over the U.S. and the world - assuming that you count EPCOT. He has been regularly booked at Stand-Up NY in NYC and The Comedy Connection in Boston. Jerry Seinfeld, Ray Romano, and Jon Stewart are just a few of the people for whom he has opened. He also has had his humor columns printed in newspapers across the country and on numerous websites. Those who are college basketball fans might want to check out his "college hoop humor" blog during the season at www.davebarendscollegehoophumor.blogspot.com. Those of you who are not college basketball fans are free to check it out as well.

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