Too Old to be a Hooker, Too Young to be a Madam

A novel inspired by true events is a racy fantasia. It's a vivid portrait of April Moon, the charismatic Jewish American temptress born and bred in Beverly Hills, seduced by the lure of Laurel Canyon. Join the original flower child and her extra wannabe starlet party princesses on their journey of dangerous liaisons with the bold, the buffed and the beautiful. Antonio, the cross-dressing, Eurotrash mambo king from Madrid, a combination of a stallion and a pit bull; Diva Boy, an outrageous disco dolly; her certifiable rich mother; Christopher, the eccentric artistic director perv whose family tree is soaked in gin; Lust, a bizarre porn star and a jock named Patrick, hot, hung, eye candy from Orange County. You'll share April's bizarre adventures as a stunt girl, her experiences inside of a trendy drug and alcohol rehab center in Malibu, a psyche ward, and a Mexican jail. After a startling revelation April Moon emerges from her cocoon of multifaceted personalities bursting upon the literary scene. Can she reinvent herself one last time?

Author: Elissa Eaton
Publisher: Oral Canyon International Publications
Published: 06/28/2011
Pages: 400
Binding Type: Paperback
Weight: 1.02lbs
Size: 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.82d
ISBN: 9780615440217

About the Author
Former Cosmopolitan Magazine Playgirl of the Year, Elissa Eaton has worked as a Hollywood stunt girl, lived on King's Road in London, travelled the globe as a syndicated Theater, Film and Society columnist, and was a resort and food critic for such publications as The Beverly Hills Post, LA Restaurant Magazine, Hot Spots Magazine, Century City News, Spotlight Casting, The Movie Gazette, and numerous others. Theater productions include Theater 40 in Bevelry Hills, The Cast Theater, First Stage, The Santa Monica Playhouse, Group Repertory Theater, and other prestigious venues. Eaton has filmed with many famous directors, Ken Russell and Robert Altman among others. She has also produced her award winning plays throughout Los Angeles. Too Old To Be A Hooker, To Young To Be A Madam was created at The Writer's Program at UCLA.

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